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    19 Reasons Why You Should Hire Me

    Sometimes things are better explained in a list.

    1. Because Spanish is the second-most spoken language in the US.

    2. Because one of my biggest qualities is loyalty.

    3. Porque I speak English, hablo español et je parle Français.

    4. Because I love cats and dogs (and refuse to choose.)

    5. Because Hispanics are the most active group on social media.

    6. Because I would never use the word "foodie."

    7. But I LOVE to eat.

    8. Because I don't translate, I adapt.

    9. Because Hispanics are the most responsive to advertising and commercial brands.

    10. Because, if I had a dime for every person who's told me, "I took seven years of Spanish in high school, houla, coumou ehstaws?"

    11. Because I have mastered the art of eating unnoticeably during a conference call.

    12. Because Hispanics are now the BIGGEST minority group in the US.

    13. And 65% are Mexicans, like me!

    14. Because I make THE BEST tacos de pollo & fresh salsa verde.

    15. Because I already spend way more hours on BuzzFeed than I actually should.

    16. And 65% of Hispanics are Millennials, ¡como yo!

    17. Because I'm full of great ideas.

    18. Because I will get the job done.

    19. Most of all, cause I can be preeetty persuasive.