Seth Rogen is trying to unite this broken world — one little clay pot at a time.
OK, I don't actually know if that's his whole goal or whatever, but it sure does seem like it! I am not exaggerating when I say he and his wholesome newfound pottery-making skills keep me going!
Like, genuinely, every single time this man takes to Twitter to say "I made these vases" — or some variation thereof — I am filled with a truly indescribable and incomparable sense of joy and elation.
I made these vases:
The 39-year-old multi-hyphenate seems to outdo himself every time, and — as someone who has tried her hand at 3D art and failed spectacularly — it's clear he has a boatload of skill. Which is cool. And hot. And amazing. And hot.
Which brings me to his latest creation: a custom-made rolling tray complete with different stations for making and smoking a joint! Seth captioned the (scorchingly hot) video with a simple, "I invented a rolling tray."
I invented a rolling tray.
Don't mind me, just going deeper into my parasocial relationship with Seth and playing his last line in the video "Isn't that adorable?" on a loop in my head. It's whatever.
And I'm not the only one who lost their minds about this video!
this is not a joke anymore I wont him!!! https://t.co/zovylCKHWL
I would die for Seth's vases, tbh!
@Sethrogen god I love you
A terrible pun, I must say, but true nonetheless!
@Sethrogen Holy shit. This is dope. (Both uses)
Must admit I did not expect Jane Lynch to be in the quote tweets.
I’m a paraphernalia whore. Don’t smoke weed. But I have to have this. https://t.co/NPqtzAfhaE
People were thirsting.
i need you. https://t.co/nu412JoHAK
Meanwhile, others were beyond impressed at his rolling speed.
he pearled that joint in like .3 seconds wtf😭 https://t.co/Og4eCBuPik
There were wholesome feelings.
i wanna be his friend so bad https://t.co/ji2sQ56Prr
And there were dangerously horny feelings (relatable).
i gotta fuck him https://t.co/sapsW7A6Jb
[REDACTED].
i don’t think this was meant to be hot and yet here i am, horny https://t.co/8zvUsToAIW
In conclusion:
One of the only men that deserves rights. https://t.co/BwEfb73J6L
In a May 2021 cover story with GQ, Seth said he and his wife, Lauren Miller, joined a studio more than two years ago and now boast several pottery wheels in their at-home garage space. And over the course of the pandemic, he found that pottery — and the ability to make custom ashtrays and paraphernalia — had a therapeutic effect on him.
Well, there you have it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be spending the rest of my day(s) thinking about Seth and his little humanity-saving vases. (And also the embarrassing lengths to which I would go just to see him make one at his pottery wheel.)
