I Have Taken The Time To Compare The "New Girl" Stars When We First Met Them To Now, And I'm Here To Report That All Of Jess's Love Interests Are Still Hot — Including And Especially Nick Miller

    I need a spinoff or weekly reunion selfies — SOMETHING.

    It's bittersweet to break it to you kids, but it's been exactly 10 years since the premiere of the beloved sitcom New Girl.

    Yup, the first episode of the hit Fox show debuted on Sept. 20, 2011 — which is when we first saw the lovable and wholesome loft dynamic between the quirky Jess and besties Nick, Schmidt, and Winston blossom.

    In honor of this jubilant occasion and cause for celebration, here's a list of all of the show's stars then vs. now. Ready? OK. 1, 2, 3, 4, JFK!

    1. Zooey Deschanel as Jess Day

    Zooey now — still rocking her culture-shifting bangs.

    2. Jake Johnson as Nick Miller

    Jake now — looking hot as ever with his full beard.

    3. Max Greenfield as (Winston) Schmidt

    Schmidt sits on a couch shirtless

    4. Max now — by all accounts, he's still besties with Jake.

    5. Lamorne Morris as Winston Bishop

    Lamorne now — seemingly without having aged a day.

    6. Damon Wayans Jr. as Coach

    Damon now — just booked and busy in all sorts of ways.

    7. Hannah Simone as Cece Parekh

    Hannah now — as radiant as when we first saw her in Loft 4D.

    8. Megan Fox as Reagan Lucas

    9. Megan now — serving looks at the Met Gala and with her beau, Machine Gun Kelly.

    10. Nasim Pedrad as Aly Nelson

    Nasim now — looking as gorgeous as ever.

    11. David Walton as Dr. Sam Sweeney

    David now — looking the same as he did nearly 10 years ago, with maybe darker hair.

    12. Dermot Mulroney as "the only man we both loved" Russell

    Dermot now — looking snazzy and sharp at 57.

    13. Nelson Franklin as Robby McFerrin

    Nelson now — playing all sorts of parts, including a regular stint on Black-ish before the show's finale.

    14. Julian Morris as Ryan Geauxinue

    Julian now — just looking mighty fine, as per usual.

    15. Linda Cardellini as Abby Day

    Linda now — being one half of the iconic duo in Dead to Me, alongside Christina Applegate.

    16. Mary Elizabeth Ellis as Caroline

    Mary now — looking cute in teal at the Season 14 premiere of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    17. Rob Reiner as Bob Day

    Rob now — hopefully retired because he has done so much in his career.

    18. And last but not least, Jamie Lee Curtis as Joan

    Jamie now — getting back to where it all began with the Halloween franchise.