Readers, I have assembled you here today for some life-changing breaking news. Once again, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have us waiting with bated breath amid their will-they, won't-they shenanigans.
On Thursday, J.Lo was spotted in Los Angeles wearing a shirt that we may or may not have seen before.
Wherever could we have seen this red-and-gray checkered plaid button down?
That's right. The one, the only: Ben Affleck — the most relatable A-lister there is.
Are you seeing this right now?
You probably know all the deets because I'm assuming you've been following this saga as closely as I have been. But on the off chance you have some reasonable excuse for not doing so (unlikely), I got you covered.
Back in January, Affleck and Ana De Armas broke up after nearly a year of dating.
And, in April, J.Lo and fiancé Alex Rodriguez announced they were no more.
What happened next? Well, as Avril Lavigne sings in "Sk8er Boi," "Can I make it any more obvious?"
Naturally, Twitter is in flames (in a good way), and Matt Damon is also super happy about it.
AND LIKE A PHOENIX, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD, LIKE A MOTOROLA STARTAC CELLULAR TELEPHONE DROPPED IN WATER AND SAVED BY BEING DRAINED OVERNIGHT IN RICE, BENNIFER RISES AGAIN!!!
I can't help but feel so alive.
According to E!, J.Lo is moving to L.A. to pursue a "fresh start" with Affleck. So, and no pressure or anything, but this is me waiting for them to confirm quite possibly one of the best things happening in the world right now.
