7. “Today will be my laundry day.”
Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.
22. “I’ll shower after work.”
@BarPrepProblems i haven’t showered in going on 3 days now
For more lies, check out this video.
- Donald Trump responded to the father of a fallen Muslim American soldier who criticized him at the DNC, saying, "I've made a lot of sacrifices."
- Luke Aikins became the first skydiver to successfully jump out of a plane without a parachute. He landed on a net 🌎💪
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.