23 Cats To Help You Respond To Catcalls

    Seriously, cut it out. Hisssssss.

    1. "I know I look good. You don't have to remind me."

    2. "MAKE THOSE KISSING SOUNDS ONE MORE TIME."

    3. "Really? Dayum? Is that all you could come up with?"

    4. "Call me a babe again and I'll call you an ambulance."

    5. "You're lost and need directions? Sure."

    6. "My eyes are up here."

    7. "Want me to smile? I'll smile when you leave me alone."

    8. "This is a library, not a dive bar."

    9. "Uptight? You don't even know me."

    10. "My zodiac sign? Really?"

    11. "Stop badgering me or I'll lose my appetite."

    12. "Pick. Up. Lines. Never. Work."

    13. "Do I look like a dog to you? STOP with the whistling."

    14. "Is this your idea of flirting?"

    15. "LAST TIME I CHECKED, MY NAME IS NOT 'BABY.'"

    16. "Yes, 'my legs go all the way up.' That's how legs work."

    17. "It doesn't matter where I'm going. You're not coming."

    18. "Complimenting my ass is not a compliment."

    19. "No, I did not get dressed up for you."

    20. "I can feel your eyes on me. IT'S CREEPY."

    21. "I am trying to have a nice time with my friends."

    22. "What are you doing? I obviously have a boyfriend."

    23. "Just...Fuck off."