1. Parody Campaigns That Were Better Than The Real Ones
I didn't realize Fear Andlies was running again. He seems like a good guy.
2. Scandals That "Shook The Nation"
Peegate? What's next? Wait, actually, don't answer that.
3. Those Aggravating Words
Why'd you have to call it that? I thought I was just having a friendly one-sided diatribe.
4. Thinking "Nice Try, Stephen"
Justin and Steve are no longer just the guys who bullied you in high school.
5. Too Much #Elxn42 #CanCon To Discern What Is Real Life
Pro-tip: you can't believe it because you're not supposed to.
6. Strangers Knowing What You Look Like At Home
I usually reserve my boudoir attire (sweatpants with yogurt stain) for my nearest and dearest, but there are always exceptions.
7. Your Last Thanksgiving
Your grandpa's opinions are a great appetite suppressant.
8. Feeling Secondhand Awkwardness
WHAT TO DO WITH HANDS DUNNO SEND HELP.
9. Feeling Firsthand Anxiety
Sit down (check polls), stand up (check polls), pass out (check polls), wake up (check polls).
10. The Every Voter — We All Know One
This is the equivalent of giving out participation ribbons: IT MEANS NOTHING.
11. And Just Some Good Ol' Political Vandalism
Canada being Canada.
