Nifty·Posted on Nov 15, 201515 Useful Things For People Who Never Remember Their ShitWhere did I put my keys?????by Natalie BrownBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Natalie Brown / BuzzFeed 1. For the chronic key-loser: this pretty rosewood bluetooth keychain. uncommongoods.com It's also a little button that you can use to make your phone beep when you misplace that instead. (Lost both? Sorry, can't help you there.) Get it here for $40. 2. Or get these little door knob bag-and-key keepers. animicausa.com They're so cute they'll help you resist the temptation to jus throw your bag and keys on the couch when you get home. $23.99, here. 3. For the bar outlet hunter: this portable phone charger that attaches to your keychain. firebox.com You will have to remember to re-charge the charger after you use it, I'm afraid. $19.79, here. 4. For the person who can't remember numbers to save their life: this lock that uses images instead of numbers. image-lock.com Get one for $4.50 here. 5. For the candle-lover who has almost burned down the house: this reminder doormat. etsy.com Customize your own for $50 here. 6. For the person who never remembers to CHILL THE DAMN WINE: this quick wine chiller. crateandbarrel.com Works in less than 4 minutes, and works with champagne, which is only good chilled, tbh. Put it on your gift list, because it's $89.95. Get it here. 7. Or for the person who never puts the new beer in the fridge: the Chillsner. uncommongoods.com CHILLSNER. Fear not, you can cool and sip at the same time. $15.95, here. 8. For the roommate who never remembers it's their turn to clean the shower: this robot shower cleaner. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Who needs elbow grease? The starter kit is $18.99 here. 9. For the avid gardner who honestly just kills their plants: this self-watering pot. etsy.com It's $8.77, here. 10. For the frequent note-misplacer: this cork cactus. suck.uk.com Also good for the plant-killers. $15, here. 11. For the accidental energy-waster: this cute vintage light timer. etsy.com It still works! And it will turn the lights off for you at a certain time of day, every day. Get it for $20 here, or get a less cute, newer version here for $3.97. 12. For the frequent cash lack-er: this keychain that holds a backup bill. mcmelectronics.com It's $6.49, here. 13. For the librarian of any friend group: a private library starter kit. knockknockstuff.com Less for a forgetful person, more for a person with forgetful friends. This kit includes a COOL STAMP, cute pouch, and those little cards that lets you see who else in your squad has read that copy of 50 Shades. $16, here. 14. For the list-maker who forgets their stickies everywhere: this phone-shaped sticky note pad. ilovehandles.com Some people just hate making lists on their phone, okay? Now the list can be ~on~ your phone, without draining battery. $7.95, here. 15. And for the absent-minded urinator: this toilet seat decal. etsy.com This isn't passive aggressive at all. $4, here. Want awesome DIY tips in your inbox three times a week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed DIY newsletter!