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    13 Penis Pendants You Can Buy If You Have Cash To Burn

    If you're feeling so inclined. And also rich.

    1. This orange carnelian agate piece.

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    From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.

    2. This smaller "pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone."

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    $45, here.

    3. This carved deer antler with testes.

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    Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.

    4. This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.

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    Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.

    5. This collection of bronze fertility charm pendants.

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    $425 for a set of ten, here.

    6. These tiny silver pendants strung on a necklace.

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    $129, here.

    7. This antique crystal "love luck charm magic fertility penis."

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    $160.32, here.

    8. This circa 2nd-3rd century A.D. gold item.

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    v. vintage. Was up for auction and sold for £483 (approximately $760) here.

    9. This "large genuine jade penis."

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    From the 1950s. Just $29.99, here.

    10. This cast bronze "conversation stopper."

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    Price reduced! $795, here.

    11. This 1960s charm.

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    $29.99, here.

    12. This satyr riding a penis.

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    This listing claims it's authentic Vivienne Westwood, and it just might be. $50.52, here.

    13. This "cool phallic effigy in full flower."

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    $64.99, here.