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13 Penis Pendants You Can Buy If You Have Cash To Burn

If you're feeling so inclined. And also rich.

1. This orange carnelian agate piece.

From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.
etsy.com

From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.

2. This smaller "pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone."

$45, here.
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$45, here.

3. This carved deer antler with testes.

Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.
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Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.

4. This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.

Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.
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Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.

5. This collection of bronze fertility charm pendants.

$425 for a set of ten, here.
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$425 for a set of ten, here.

6. These tiny silver pendants strung on a necklace.

$129, here.
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$129, here.

7. This antique crystal "love luck charm magic fertility penis."

$160.32, here.
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$160.32, here.

8. This circa 2nd-3rd century A.D. gold item.

v. vintage. Was up for auction and sold for £483 (approximately $760) here.
timelineauctions.com

v. vintage. Was up for auction and sold for £483 (approximately $760) here.

9. This "large genuine jade penis."

From the 1950s. Just $29.99, here.
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From the 1950s. Just $29.99, here.

10. This cast bronze "conversation stopper."

Price reduced! $795, here.
app.antiquitiesinc.com

Price reduced! $795, here.

11. This 1960s charm.

$29.99, here.
etsy.com

$29.99, here.

12. This satyr riding a penis.

This listing claims it's authentic Vivienne Westwood, and it just might be. $50.52, here.
ebay.com

This listing claims it's authentic Vivienne Westwood, and it just might be. $50.52, here.

13. This "cool phallic effigy in full flower."

$64.99, here.
etsy.com

$64.99, here.

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