1. First of all, can we talk about all the Texas-shaped things you can find at H-E-B? Like this cheese.
Yup. Texas-shaped cheese. #texas #HEB
2. And tortilla chips.
HEB SELLS TEXAS SHAPED TORTILLA CHIPS QUICK SOMEONE WHO'S CLOSE TO A HEB SEND ME SOME
3. And so many other things that TBH it's a little much sometimes.
HEB drinking game: take a shot every time you see something Texas shaped, die
4. H-E-B knows their audience: on the Fourth, you can get burger-shaped cakes for your cookout.
God bless Texas #America #Texas #heb #IndependenceDay
5. You can almost always find your favorite Whataburger condiments, so you can make every biscuit a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit.
I love heb because they have everything. I also hate heb because they have everything.💰
6. You're always reminded which city you're in because there's always something with the local sports team logo on it.
see these on those late night HEB runs 😂
7. So sometimes visiting another city can cause some ~culture shock~.
I'm used to seeing Dallas Cowboys gear, not Houston Texans gear everywhere. went to HEB and went "Who the fuck is that guy?" at a billboard.
Also, H-E-B doesn't have any locations in Dallas proper and parts of north Texas, including the panhandle. Which is just weird.
8. Some locations HAVE A BAR, because when they say "Here Everything's Better", they mean it.
Best grocery store ever!! #HEB
9. It's always a good day when you get the Combo Loco you need.
@HEB you're so combo loco! 😂🤗❤ #HEB #ComboLoco #aDealThatMakesSense
10. But you can spot the craziest combos in the checkout line.
I love that the two men I'm behind at HEB are buying a 6 pack of Stella and a Four Loko at 11:45 AM. Me too, guys. Me too
11. Don't forget about the iconic ~yellow coupons~ that make saving convenient AF!
*takes one of the yellow coupons at heb* Extreme Couponing™
12. Of course sometimes you wonder *who exactly* comes up with the deals. Am I supposed to dip the chips in the ice cream?
Does anyone else think that maybe the employees that come up with HEB coupons are smoking a little weed? #munchies
13. This one gives you a free children's book...if you buy six donuts???
Who is in charge of these yellow coupons?!! ;) @HEB #HEB
14. Although you def have to give H-E-B props for their quick Harvey response:
Texas First Responder: HEB grocery store. We love you, HEB! #HEB #HurricaneHarvey #TexasStrong #HoustonStrong… https://t.co/JnTCK9mRhH
They literally had a fleet of relief trucks ready to go.
15. What other grocery store chain can say THAT?
Love my #heb.
16. And even though sometimes H-E-B takes it to a whole new level of strange/weirdly awesome...
When you're at HEB and see this😕😂
(There's probably more than one of these cart cars out there, for parades.)
17. ...everyone, even newlyweds, know no store does more.
This is amazing...their first stop after their wedding was #HEB
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