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    This Doritos Ranch Queso Is The Drunk Snack You Deserve

    Doritos. Beer. Velveeta.

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    This is Cool Ranch Doritos Beer Queso.

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    AKA The best drunk snack for anyone who like cheese, beer, and Doritos.

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    BEHOLD.

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    Remember these directions well, for the next time you're in need of an easy boozy snack.

    Step 1: SMASH THE DORITOS.

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    Put them in a plastic bag. Zip it up. Bang it on the table until all the Doritos are just Doritos crumbs.

    Step 2: Cut the Velveeta loaf into cubes.

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    Yes, they call it a loaf.

    Step 3: Put the Velveeta in a pot and add a bottle of beer.*

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    We used Blue Moon because that's what we had on hand, but you can use different beers for different queso ~flavor profiles~. We're trying PBR next.

    *You can take a sip or two out of it first, if you want.

    Step 4: Let it melt over medium-low heat, stirring every once in a while, until it's ~velvety~ smooth.

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    And drinking whenever you're not stirring. This will take about five to seven minutes.

    Step 5: Turn off the heat, and stir in your Dorito crumbs.

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    Taste. Smash more Doritos and stir 'em if you want more Cool Ranch flavor.

    Step 6: Put in a fancy serving container (or, you know, a regular bowl). Top with whatever your heart desires.

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    More Doritos? Pickled jalapeños? Cilantro? Pico de gallo? Onions? The possibilities are literally endless.

    Step 7: Eat. With MORE DORITOS.

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    Why would you eat this with normal chips when you could eat it with more Doritos?

    You wouldn't.