1. The Cake is a Lie Ring, $10
"Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test."
"Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test."
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
"In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
"I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."
"I see you."
"You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds."
"Get mad! Don't make lemonade!"
"Are you still there?"
"You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?"
"Could you come over here?"
"I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test. Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."