As/Is·Posted on May 3, 201523 Ways To Show You Love Aperture LabsThe cake is a lie.by Natalie BrownBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The Cake is a Lie Ring, $10 etsy.com etsy.com "Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test." 2. Portal-style iPhone Case, $24.44 redbubble.com 3. Companion Cube Pillow, starting at $20.66 redbubble.com "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." 4. Hand Knit Portal Scarf, $10 etsy.com "In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." 5. Companion Cube Stickers, $0.80 each etsy.com "I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him." 6. Turret Eye Samsung Galaxy Case, $29.58 redbubble.com "I see you." 7. Aperture Science Sterling Silver Ring, $59.99 etsy.com 8. Portal-inspired Zipper Bracelet, $8.93 etsy.com 9. Inter-spatial Portal Earrings, $12.99 jinx.com "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds." 10. Aperture Science Industries Welcome Sign, $21.99 toywiz.com 11. Oracle Turret Tee, $19.88 stylinonline.com "Get mad! Don't make lemonade!" 12. Companion Cube Earrings, $12.99 jinx.com 13. Vintage Aperture Science Poster, starting at $15.66 redbubble.com 14. 8-Bit Turret Love iPhone Case, $25 redbubble.com "Are you still there?" 15. '40s Aperture Labs Lunch Box, $39.99 store.valvesoftware.com 16. Test Subject Lounge Pants, $41.99 jinx.com "You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?" 17. Turret Hair Bow, $9.64 etsy.com 18. Wheatley Key Cap, $8.99 toywiz.com 19. Talking Turret Plush, $57.99 merchoid.com "Could you come over here?" 20. Aperture Tank Top, $19.99 store.valvesoftware.com 21. Aperture 1940s Pint Glass, $12.95 store.valvesoftware.com 22. Thermal Neck Wrap, $19.99 store.valvesoftware.com 23. Thermal Discouragement Beam Lithograph, $19.99 store.valvesoftware.com "I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test. Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."