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    23 Ways To Show You Love Aperture Labs

    The cake is a lie.

    1. The Cake is a Lie Ring, $10

    "Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test."

    2. Portal-style iPhone Case, $24.44

    3. Companion Cube Pillow, starting at $20.66

    4. Hand Knit Portal Scarf, $10

    5. Companion Cube Stickers, $0.80 each

    6. Turret Eye Samsung Galaxy Case, $29.58

    7. Aperture Science Sterling Silver Ring, $59.99

    8. Portal-inspired Zipper Bracelet, $8.93

    9. Inter-spatial Portal Earrings, $12.99

    10. Aperture Science Industries Welcome Sign, $21.99

    11. Oracle Turret Tee, $19.88

    12. Companion Cube Earrings, $12.99

    13. Vintage Aperture Science Poster, starting at $15.66

    14. 8-Bit Turret Love iPhone Case, $25

    15. '40s Aperture Labs Lunch Box, $39.99

    16. Test Subject Lounge Pants, $41.99

    17. Turret Hair Bow, $9.64

    18. Wheatley Key Cap, $8.99

    19. Talking Turret Plush, $57.99

    20. Aperture Tank Top, $19.99

    21. Aperture 1940s Pint Glass, $12.95

    22. Thermal Neck Wrap, $19.99

    23. Thermal Discouragement Beam Lithograph, $19.99