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    23 Ways To Show You Love Aperture Labs

    The cake is a lie.

    1. The Cake is a Lie Ring, $10

    "Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test."

    2. Portal-style iPhone Case, $24.44

    3. Companion Cube Pillow, starting at $20.66

    "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

    4. Hand Knit Portal Scarf, $10

    "In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

    5. Companion Cube Stickers, $0.80 each

    "I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."

    6. Turret Eye Samsung Galaxy Case, $29.58

    "I see you."

    8. Portal-inspired Zipper Bracelet, $8.93

    9. Inter-spatial Portal Earrings, $12.99

    "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds."

    11. Oracle Turret Tee, $19.88

    "Get mad! Don't make lemonade!"

    12. Companion Cube Earrings, $12.99

    13. Vintage Aperture Science Poster, starting at $15.66

    14. 8-Bit Turret Love iPhone Case, $25

    "Are you still there?"

    16. Test Subject Lounge Pants, $41.99

    "You know, there are test subjects in Africa who don't even have monitors in their test chambers. Why don't you think of that before you break any more of them?"

    17. Turret Hair Bow, $9.64

    18. Wheatley Key Cap, $8.99

    19. Talking Turret Plush, $57.99

    "Could you come over here?"

    20. Aperture Tank Top, $19.99

    21. Aperture 1940s Pint Glass, $12.95

    22. Thermal Neck Wrap, $19.99

    23. Thermal Discouragement Beam Lithograph, $19.99

    "I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test. Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers."