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    14 Things People Actually Ordered On Amazon That'll Make You Say, "Um, Ok"

    Hm, interesting.

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community for the weirdest stuff they'd ever ordered on Amazon. These are the strangest results, which sometimes have surprisingly legit reasons.

    1. A device that supposedly slims and tones your neck but that feels to strange to actually use.,

    Maybe it works, IDK. But I have too much shame to use this around the house.


    The ones on Amazon are all knockoffs, but you can get the original product for $9.95.

    Price: $4.68.

    2. A, um, dead fetal pig that could save your grade in human anatomy or biology class.

    A dead fetal pig for dissection purposes for my online human anatomy class. Due to a series of unfortunate incidents, the fetal pig that came with the lab kit for this class got thrown away, and I didn't realize until a week before this dissection was due. So I ordered one off Amazon. The pig arrived very quickly and I got an A.


    Price: $48

    3. A can of Uranium, "just to see what would happen."

    I took it to a military bio-environmental office so they could run their Geiger counter over it, and sure enough it was radioactive. They gave it back to me and said they didn't want to know the back story.


    Get it (or, don't), but do read the questions and comments, especially if you're a science nerd.

    Price: $39.95

    4. A pair of Madagascar hissing cockroaches, which some people keep as pets.

    Submitted by katiec4d0096cd1.

    Learn more about how to care for them as pets on this university website.

    Price: $6.94

    5. A really gigantic beanbag chair that was too big to really work as a couch.,

    An eight-foot-long memory-foam filled bean-bag-type chair. It's next to the bed now, because it took up pretty much the whole living room. It was the only way to contain it.


    Price: $330.46

    6. Some canned possum meat for a cheesy sibling prank.,

    Once my dad ordered "canned possum meat" for his sister because she had just adopted a possum.


    You could plant an eyebrow-raising tin can garden with the multipack (they're filled with dirt).

    Single-can price: $6.49

    Multipack price:$19.99

    7. A life-sized JFK cutout just for the hell of having a life-sized JFK cutout.

    I ordered a life-sized cut out of former US President John F. Kennedy.


    Price: $39.99

    8. A 24-pack of beef jerky chew that you can keep for three years, although it might expire before then.

    One of the first things I ever bought off amazon was a 24-pack of beef jerky chew. It's been about three years and I still have some left. —m484b6d298

    You can choose between Teriyaki and Original flavors, and if you go for the 36-pack, they come in a cannister.

    24-pack price: $28.36

    36-pack price: $44.17

    9. 500 pairs of bamboo chopsticks to use to eat your dinner.

    I drunkenly ordered 500 pairs of wooden chopsticks. We had Chinese food for dinner that night and I was like you know what...we need some chopsticks. Why 500 pairs? Idk.


    Makes sense if you're a restaurant, but otherwise, not so much.

    Price: $23.99

    10. Owl pellets to give as a really gross gag gift.

    Every year my brother sends me a gag gift from Amazon. This past year, he sent me owl pellets. What are owl pellets, you ask? It's owl throw-up with bones and fur from all of the animals they've eaten.


    Price: $13.95

    11. A yodeling pickle, as a Secret Santa gift for that family member you basically only see once a year.

    We have that one relative in the family that we only see on Christmas Day. We do Secret Santa, and he always just asks for Mountain Dew...but I got him the Yodeling Pickle, because why not?


    Price: $11

    12. A five-pound bag of watermelon-flavor Jolly Ranchers, so you never have to worry about running out.

    Two years later I still haven't finished them all, but it was totally worth it.


    Price: $27.54

    13. A penis trophy, to award at your bachelorette or pride party.

    Submitted by Emily Marie, Facebook.

    Price: $7.87

    14. And (this one's part awesome, part weird) a set of penis-shaped lipsticks as a gift for your dick-loving friend.

    I bought my friend penis shaped lipsticks once. The first package actually got stolen off my front porch and I had to have a replacement sent. I can only imagine what the person who stole them thought when they opened the package to find an assortment of penis shaped lipsticks.


    Price: $12.51

    Keep it weird guys....I guess.

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    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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