
1. If you hate all the confusing settings on your washer:

2. If you grieve your lost socks:

3. If you dread the time it takes to hang clothes so you just don't:

4. If ironing and static are the banes of your existence:

5. If you detest clothes with confusing symbols on their tags:

6. If you cry a little when you have mud all over your pants:

7. If the stench of bleach fries your nose for days:

8. If you fuss when stain remover doesn't get that grease stain:

9. If yellow pits on white shirts drive you up the wall:

10. If you buy an outfit you love but you're terrified it'll shrink:

11. If you wish your pants would just stay on the dang hanger:

12. If you dream about clean-sheets-day every day:

13. If the idea of folding a fitted sheet makes you cry, but you're going to try anyway:

14. And if you're too busy for laundry and proud of it:
