1. A cutter that will slice a pie or cake into perfectly even portions.
In one easy step. $6.69, here.
2. An apple peeler / core-er / slicer that will make pies a breeze.
$19.99, here.
4. A heavy-duty potato ricer that will make latke-making fast AF.
$30, here.
5. A cheery egg separator.
For all your fancy dessert baking. $15.32, here.
6. A gadget that will open jars, open pop-top cans, open pull-tab cans, and (most importantly) open your beer.
$9.95, here.
7. A grease separator that will help you make ~perfect~ gravy.
This one is $14.99, here.
9. An apron with a towel that zips off for easy cleaning.
10. Pins that will help you lace your turkey without having to sew it up.
$1.29, here.
11. An attachment for your standing mixer that chops (and shreds) things for you.
Veggies, cheese, potatoes, and whatever else you don't want to deal with chopping by hand. $49.99, here.
12. Or this grater that does it with ~hand power~.
$29.99, here.
13. A salad chopper with multiple settings that chops veggies and eggs and (cooked) meat directly into a bowl.
$32.96, here.
14. A little plastic guy who will keep your spoon from making a mess, even if you have to drop it for a second to deal with something else.
$18.40, here.
15. An infrared convection cooker that can cook your whole damn turkey.
Save your real oven for the best part of holiday food: the SIDES. $119.99, here.
17. Gloves that make potato scrubbing easy.
Vegetable scrubbing brushes always get gross, anyway. These are much more washable. $11.95, here.
18. A pair of tongs that make slicing your roast fast and fair.
Now no one gets a bigger slice than anyone else. $29.95, here.
19. A hand held electric beater.
When your stand mixer is busy with something else. Or for those of us without the counter space for a stand mixer. $19.99, here.
21. A handle that makes it easy to move your turkey from the roasting pan to the platter.
22. A garlic peeler / slicer.
It may not look like much, but it peels and slices a garlic clove in one twist. $20.50, here.
23. A pie carrier that will help you get your masterpiece to grandma's house.
This one is $14.99, here.
24. A tube to stick inside your bird to make it cook faster (aka the "Turbo Roaster").
$10, here.
25. A top-rated turkey fryer.
26. A strange device whose only function is to remove an onion's peel.
But when you're faced with three pounds of unpeeled onions, something like this is basically a ~dream~. $49.99, here.
27. A comb that makes slicing veggies easy and accurate.
Plus that stainless steel circle in the middle will get rid of onion finger smell. $17.52 here.
29. A universal pan lid that you can throw on top of any pot.
$14.99, here.
31. A flask that you can take a swig from anytime a relative comes poking around.
$24.50, here.
