17 Insane Christmas Decorations You Won't Believe Actually Exist

    DECK THE HALLS WITH EXPENSIVE GIANT INFLATABLES!!!!

    Natalie Brown
    by Natalie Brown

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    1. This FIFTEEN FOOT HIGH Illuminated Gingerbread Archway

    hammacher.com

    A portal to the magical wonderland that is your house! $499.99, here.

    2. This DRESS THAT IS ALSO A TREE.

    hammacher.com

    I'd better be able to actually wear this. $399.95, here.

    3. This LIFE-SIZED SANTA that sits on a bench.

    wayfair.com

    All I want for Christmas is you, Santa. He's $1,099.99 here, and you have to provide your own bench.

    4. This stocking that is 60 inches high.

    walmart.com

    That's 5 feet, for the less mathematically inclined. I COULD SLEEP IN IT. Get it for $24.62, here.

    5. These nutcrackers that are DISGUISED AS TOPIARIES.

    horchow.com
    horchow.com

    You can't see me, I'm a bush. You can have your very own for $390 each here and here.

    6. These strange Santa shower curtains.

    society6.com
    society6.com

    $54.40 here and here.

    7. This crystal wreath with a LITERAL TOWN ON IT.

    A house, a bridge, trees, families. $119.95, if you need it, here.

    8. Two SEVEN-FOOT-TALL candy canes that wish you a Merry Christmas!

    skymall.com

    Many glow, so cheer, wow. $199.99, here.

    9. This oversized Santa in an ACTUAL SLEIGH.

    walmart.com

    Well, maybe you shouldn't try to dash this through the snow. Santa is $2,795 here, his sleigh is $4,795 here, and the reindeer are $1,695 here.

    10. This six-foot-high ELF ON A FIREPLACE SHELF.

    homedepot.com

    $99.08 here, if you want to creep out your neighbors.

    11. This light projector that makes it look like it's ALWAYS SNOWING.

    amazon.com

    A magical glow snow. (Sorry, out of stock here.)

    12. This tree that MAKES ITS OWN DARN SNOW.

    christmas-treasures.com

    *Jingle bell sounds*. $319, here.

    13. A huge DINO SANTA.

    amazon.com

    Claus-asaurus? $199.99, here.

    14. And a SEVEN FOOT TALL RUDOLPH to be his friend.

    skymall.com

    Although for $1,308, you'd think his nose would at least light up.

    15. 5 feet of LIT SNOWMEN.

    homedepot.com

    They're such *~*friends*~*. $495.20, here.

    16. This cartoony Santa Claus bedding.

    beddinginn.com

    It's called "Father Christmas Coming Print." So. $98.99 here.

    17. And drumroll, please: a four-foot-high leg lamp.

    redriderleglamps.com

    IT'S INDESCRIBABLY BEAUTIFUL. $199.99, here.

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