4. A sturdy cardboard stool in the shape of the most beautiful stack on earth.
5. A giant pizza pie towel so they can dry off before their mid-afternoon slice.
6. Pizza scissors with a convenient slice holder.
7. A journal that will always make them feel completely understood.
9. Sunglasses that declare their ultimate undying love to everybody they pass on the street.
11. A pretty string of slices that glow with the light of the pizza gods.
12. The ultimate PJs for pizza consumption at one in the morning.
14. A pizza-shaped beanbag chair for cozy lounging.
15. Pepperoni pizza socks...
16. ...and sleek slice shoes.
17. A pizza-kini.
18. A pizza-shaped sleeping bag to cuddle up for the sweetest of dreams.
19. A pizza pouch, so they're never without a backup slice.
20. Speakers for listening to their favorite cheesy songs.
21. A giant pizza tattoo blanket.
So they can cuddle up under it while they watch Netflix and inhale a Grandma pie. $49, here.
22. A pillow that is the same size and shape as a real pizza would be.
23. And a pizza onesie to don when they reach pizza nirvana.
