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    26 Weird AF Kitchen Products You Didn't Know Existed

    In case you ever need to sharpen some carrots.

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    1. A bottle topper because it'd be crappy to eat a hot dog without any condiments.

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    Hey, its even dishwasher safe. Get it on Amazon for $6.99.

    2. A set of urinal shot glasses guaranteed to get you piss drunk.

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    Bonus points if you serve Limoncello. Get them on Amazon for $6.99.

    3. Salt and pepper shakers makin' bacon.

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    Get them on Amazon for $10.99.

    4. A ~ham dogger~ that transforms any mixture of ground meat, cheese, and veggies your heart desires into, well, a hot dog shape.

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    It's basically makes DIY sausage, without the casing. Get it on Amazon for $9.

    5. A bubble-wrap oven mitt to safely package your hand when you have to pull something hot out of the oven.

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    Get it on Amazon for $19.

    6. A carrot sharpener, because you always knew you were write to get your daily value of vitamin A.

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    Get it on Amazon for $10.90 (three colors).

    7. An egg separator you'll either want to hide when you have guests OR casually pull out *especially* when you're cooking for guests.

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    Get it on Amazon for $8.49.

    8. A wine stopper that will clog up your bottles for you, until you're ready to plunge back into it.

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    Get it on Amazon for $9.73.

    9. An mug with a lurking arachnid that slowly, patiently emerges as you sip.

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    Get it on Amazon for $14.99.

    10. A vertical egg cooker that, erm, ~exudes~ a literal roll of "scrambled" egg.

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    Get it on Amazon for $28.75.

    11. A little daisy-fan that props up your pot lids and spins with the steam.

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    Okay, this one's kinda cute. Still weird. But cute. Get it on Amazon for $16.

    12. Some cockroach-print plastic bags to freak out your coworkers and deter any lunch thieves.

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    Get them on Amazon for $9.04.

    13. An egg-cuber that's like a personal trainer for hardboiled eggs — it gets them all in shape.

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    ...lol. Get it on Amazon for $12.99.

    14. This pickle picker made especially for anyone who doesn't want to even THINK about touch more pickles than they'll eat.

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    Get it on Amazon for $7.99.

    15. A boa-constrictor-shaped wine decanter that would fit right in at the Malfoy's manor but literally nowhere else.

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    Get it on Amazon for $446.25.

    16. A hotdog spiral-slicer for anyone who likes their hot dogs to look like Shirley Temple's hair.

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    Apparently it actually makes them extra caramelized, according to reviewers. Get it on Amazon for $5.05 (comes with two slicers: one regular-size and one foot-long-size).

    17. And this hotdog bun-driller designed to make a hole in hot dog buns, instead of slicing them.

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    Theoretically so the condiments don't leak out. Get it on Amazon for $9.99 or Etsy for $9.99.

    18. This extraterrestrial probe that somehow also juices lemons.

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    Get it on Amazon for $61.40.

    19. And a citrus-peeler shaped like an ~apostrophe~ that won't make a ~catastrophe~ out of eating an orange.

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    Get it on Amazon for $20.76.

    20. A cheese shredder grate for Tuesday Taco night.

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    Get it on Amazon for $8.25.

    21. A monstrous colander that just might abscond with every last bite of your precious pasta.

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    Get it on Amazon for $16.90.

    22. A truly brutal toothpick holder.

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    Get it on Amazon for $15.95.

    23. A literal butter dispenser — it slices individual pats of butter when you press it.

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    Filing this one under the "weird but potentially useful" category. Get it on Amazon for $13.51.

    24. A plastic saw to hack away at cakes and lettuces to your heart's content.

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    Maybe it at least makes cutting the cake faster? Get it on Amazon for $9.99.

    25. A banana injector to take you on a flavorful adventure with every bite.

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    Get it on Amazon for $23.49.

    26. And a bronze duck carcass press to extract every drop of juice from a duck's dead, cooked body to apparently use in the sauce.

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    Get one for your duck on Amazon for $3,430.76.

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