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Oct 4, 2015

23 Slices Of Pizza That Will Sexually Awaken You

Pizza pizza pizza party.

1. Let's start with the basics: plain and cheesy.

2. Now let's add some glorious sliced pepperoni.

3. Now ALL of the toppings!

4. More toppings!

5. Now let's take a look at this nice mozzarella-packed deep dish.

6. Here's a close up of those ~layers~.

7. Next, some slices that are a basil-lovers dream.

8. This pizza loves you as much as you love this pizza.

9. Say cheese.

10. Ever heard of a Grandma Pie?

11. Watch out, don't let all the cheese fall off!

12. Now let's take a moment to appreciate the meatiest meats.

13. Now the greenest greens.

14. Find joy in the simple things.

15. And the egg-y things.

16. And the gourmet prosciutto-y things that are still technically pizza.

17. And even the brussels sprout-y things.

18. But ESPECIALLY the FRENCH FRY-y things.

19. Pizza is good in it's most gigantic forms...

20. ...and its tiniest, most English muffin-y forms.

21. It goes well with beer.

22. And brownies.

23. But especially with extra cheese.

  1. ARE YOU READY TO PUT PIZZA IN YOUR MOUTH NOW?

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