16 Insults You’ve Definitely Copped If Your Grandma Is Ethnic

    Grandma is the OG savage.

    Natalia Krslovic
    by Natalia Krslovic

    Content Producer

    1. "You need to learn how to cook or you'll never get married."

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    First of all, I can cook. Second of all, I learned how to cook for myself and myself only.

    2. "When am I getting great-grandchildren? You're getting pretty old."

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    I've been getting this since I was 23.

    3. "Are you sick? You're looking too skinny."

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    My weight actually hasn't changed that much in years.

    4. "You've put on weight."

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    It's literally THE SAME.

    5. "Go out? It's 9pm, are you crazy?"

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    No one is even IN the club before 10:30pm...

    6. "You can't go out wearing that. You look naked."

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    My skirt is literally just above my knee.

    7. "You're so lazy. Have you even showered today?"

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    But messy hair is ~in~, grandma.

    8. "You can't move out before you're married. What will people think of us?"

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    They'll probably think that I want to live closer to work. 🙄

    9. "Did those jeans come with holes in them, or can you not afford a new pair?"

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    Yes, I bought them like this. And no, I don't want you to patch them up.

    10. "Who taught you to say shut up? Are you civilised?"

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    Umm, you did?

    11. "Shut up. I'm watching Days Of Our Lives."

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    But you're always watching soap operas!

    12. "Why are you wearing so much makeup? You look better without it."

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    If you think THIS is a lot of makeup, wait 'til you see what my friends look like...

    13. "Are you going to put on some makeup? You look sick."

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    This is really good for my self-esteem.

    14. "You have everything except common sense."

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    😑😑😑

    15. "Who's going to look after me when I'm old? You can't even look after yourself."

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    I'm not even THAT BAD. You should see what other people my age are like.

    16. "When I die, then you'll be sorry."

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    Love you too, grandma. 🙃