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    I Just Found Out What A Beluga Whale Is And I'm OBSESSED

    Be still, my beating heart.

    Hello, friends. I just saw a photo of a beluga whale for the first time, and I am now well and truly OBSESSED.

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    I honestly don't understand how something so bloody cute can exist.

    I mean, JUST LOOK AT THIS DERPY FACE FOR A MINUTE PLEASE.

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    I cannot handle this level of cuteness. 😍😍😍

    And would you look at this white QUEEN of the Arctic Circle?!

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    She looks so regal and poised. Such a lady!

    Their little heads are just so lumpy and cute.

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    And those big bumps on their head? Oh, yep, they have names. They're called β€” wait for it β€” melons. MELONS!!!

    They also move their necks in the sassiest of ways, and IT IS BLOODY ADORABLE.

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    The vertebrae in their necks aren't fused together, so they can almost move their heads like humans do.

    Don't get me started on BELUGA BABIES!!

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    This little cub is so, so smol and so, so hungry. 😍

    Or how HILARIOUS their long bodies are.

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    HE THICC.

    Or how chubby they look when they come up for air.

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    I want to hug and squeeze this guy sooo badly.

    They're also one of the only whales that can SWIM BACKWARDS!

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    Look at him go! I am so proud.

    Which means they can fool around like this:

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    I could definitely play peak-a-boo with these guys all day.

    They also have teeth, which are pretty damn ADORABLE...

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    I just love their faces so much.

    ...and give them other special skills, like catching basketballs.

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    So talented.

    They are also very social and LOVE to make friends.

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    SMART AND KIND GOOD BOIS. ❀️

    And they spend their days hunting, talking, maxing, and relaxing.

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    This guy is just out here living his BEST whale life.

    So in conclusion, beluga whales are the best and I want to love and care for them with every fibre of my being.

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    Thank you for coming to my beluga whale Ted Talk.

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    "Baaai."

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