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Karl Marx
Karl Marx loves tennis balls, long walks on the beach, and discussing politics. He also actively protects our home from the likes of helicopters, ambulances, and capitalism. He works hard, and at the end of the day he enjoys a glass 20 year old scotch while he tackles the NY Times crossword in pen. Barack Obama once said of him, "[Karl] is a critical piece in the American puzzle."
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