Response to Things Millennial Girls Love:
Things to do when getting home from work
1. Get notification that buzzfeed article is posted on wall.
2. Read said wall post
3. Think “I DO love snacks! I DO LOVE Tina Fey!”
4. “Wine” down
5. Reshare list
6. Go to bed early
6. Watch SVU while eating guacamole hummus and wearing yoga pants.
7. Lie awake in bed thinking life is shambles because everyone who reads buzzfeed knows my secret shambly life.
Things to do today: Complete!