1. "This is a nice view? According to whom?"
2. "This weather? I hate it."
3. "You call that a throw?"
4. "You've been eating vegan for a whole week? Wow, better call Guinness."
5. "Seriously? That's all you got me? Let me try to contain my excitement."
6. "This supposed 'fun car ride' has yet to impress me. Maybe you're not doing it right."
7. "Are you trying to wow me with your use of commands? Yeah, I'm definitely going to obey."
8. "Children enjoy doing this? Why?"
9. "We've been walking for 20 minutes. How can you already be tired?"
10. "You call that a belly rub? For shame, human."
11. "This yard needs to be 10 times bigger. Then maybe, I'll deign to play with you."
12. "I'm going to be honest with you. That dinner was not your best work."
13. "Ugh, this jacket is so last year."
14. "Do you see how this dog is eager to please? I am judging him for that."
15. "You actually paid money for that outfit? Like, real money? That was a mistake."
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