1. Queen J looking fabulous, as per usual.
2. Welcome back to the AHS fam, Taissa! We missed you last season.
Quit being so perfect.
Like how are you even pulling off that hat?
3. GabbyFresh and Queen J derpin’ across the street.
Academy Award nominee Gabourey Sidibe and Jessica Lange
4. ADELAIDE’S BACK!!! Jamie Brewer and Taissa Farmiga gettin’ shit done.
5. Taissa giving new cast member Emma Roberts some über shade.
Probably for beating on Evan Peters :|
6. Fix your stank face, Em. Ugh. #hatin
7. Not even gonna try to figure out what’s going on here…
8. Taissa j chillin’
9. The ants go derping one by one…
Taissa Farmiga, Jamie Brewer, Jessica Lange, and Emma Roberts
10. GabbyFresh joins the party!
Jessica Lange, Emma Roberts, Jamie Brewer, Taissa Farmiga, and Gabourey Sidibe
11. And last but certainly not least, Frances Conroy looking batshit crazy.
BUT WHERE THE HELL IS EVAN PETERS?????
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO BE HIS BIG SPOON????
AM I REACHING FOR THE STARS HERE????
…didn’t think so.
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