1.I don't want to go
2.But parents want me to go
3.Can I not pls?
4.Pls?
5.But there will be people
6.They're kind of right
7.I should be a little social, I guess
8.Meet new people
9.Fine. Let's do this
10.I could be watching a TV show instead. I don't even know them.
11.Why am I going again?
12.Okay I don't know anyone here
13.*puts on fake smile* Happy Anniversary!
14.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh such a relief. My cheeks hurt.
15.Oh shit someone from that tuition class I used to go to
16.HIDE
17.Successfully avoided awkward interaction.
18.Phew!
19.OMG STARTERS!
20.Hmm, must not seem desperate
21.I will eat that spring roll elegantly
22.Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It's on the floor
23.Did anyone see that?
24.Oh, thank god.
25.Oh shit party games
26.Must not maintain eye contact with the host
27.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
28.I miss my chair
29.Okay. Best way to sneak out. Think.
30.She's not looking. I can slip out!
31.Mission successful!
32.I'm hungry
33.Should I eat their food? I mean, I barely know them
34.I guess I should wait a bit. It shouldn't seem like I just came for food.
35.That one looks hot
36.But I'm forever committed to the internet
37.No hahahaha I don't have the balls to go and talk to a stranger
38.Sigh
39.This is why you're single, son.
40.Ok time to get food
41.Look straight. Don't look at anyone. Walk.
42.Must serve myself short proportions because um … well.
43.Just a little bit more?
44.Fuck this shit imma hog
45.We got them an expensive present. Hogging is justified.
46.It was on sale tho
47.It was still expensive enough
48.Gimme one more gulab jamun
49.Ah, I'm so full!
50.Ice cream!
51.Can we leave yet?
52.Okay, one last awkward interaction.
53.*Fake smile on* Thank you. Goodnight. Happy Anniversary again.
54.I MADE IT
55.I'M OUT!
56.YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
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