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Why Are You Single?
You got: You’re too perfect. Simple Plan ain’t got nothing on you. Smashing Pumpkins? Nothing. Bet you don’t even know that song. Doesn’t even matter. You’re like a sculpture by Leonardo Divinci. masterfully put together and often naked. You’re too good for anyone, anyway.
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