Response to 36 Reasons Why We Will Miss Bookstores:
You’re too embarrassed to ask us to put back the book you decided not to buy, so instead you stuff it anywhere you can find up near the counter. GUESS WHICH ONE WE HATE MORE. We don’t judge you for reading erotica. We DO judge you for doing it in the music section and then leaving the books there. Oh, and all you customers who move books where they shouldn’t be on purpose because you think you’re being funny and clever (i.e. “My Little Pony” in “horror”, erotica in “Children’s”)? You’re not funny, you’re not clever, you’re just an ass hole who is creating extra work for people who make very little. We wish we could give you polio with our minds.