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I was making meringue cookies with our old 70's era stand mixer. It was my first time using it. After getting perfect peaks, I attempted to pull out the beater attachments, when I accidentally pressed the 'speed-burst' button. My fingers got tangled in between the beaters with four… Read More

My dad's gf rubbed my belly and said I was starting to show, but I was only six weeks pregnant.. I had to explain that I'd just been eating poorly.

???⚪️??⚪️?? Ta da!

My husband took our 2 year old daughter with him inside a public washroom stall. It was the first time he peed in front of her, and when he started going she yelled, "Woooow!!".

People telling you to 'be careful' AFTER an act of clumsiness, like it'll help. Listen, I've been clumsy my whole life, you've gotta accept that I'm going to bang into walls once in a while.

PBBB - peanut butter banana bacon

I was unloading the dishwasher and forgot to put away the paring knives first. I turned from the cupboard area to pickup more dishes, in time to see my 18 month old holding a knife. She had the sharp side in her palm and was pretending to brush her hair. I'm so lucky there wasn't… Read More

Nursing bras from Target have stretchy cups, which is helpful in the early stages when your breast size fluctuates so much. It wasn't the only maternity bra I purchased before the baby arrived, but it was the only one that fit for the first months. Also, damp frozen diapers make… Read More