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Which 30 Rock Character Are You?

I've done the math, and I've watched the entire series at least 80 times. I swear. So, I think I can do a decent job at this. :D

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  1. Someone just insulted you, what is your reaction?

    Slap them
    Throw back a better insult
    Throw a fit
    Throw back what you THINK is a better insult
    Smile
    Agree, but don't care
    Explain how they're wrong and you're right
    Agree downtroddenly
  2. What is your favorite movie?

    Star Wars
    Shane
    I'm-a-do-us
    Anything you can watch yourself in
    Willy Wonka
    Harry & the Hendersons
    Probably something super lame
    Something highbrow
  3. If you could travel anywhere, where would it be?

    Germany
    Brazil
    Space
    Somewhere like India, with a superficial, intellectual/spiritual mindset
    Traveling is a sin
    Too lazy to travel
    Britain
    Europe
  4. What best describes your hometown?

    Idyllic
    Cold & sad
    Rough'n'Tumble
    Humid
    Folksy
    Sleazy & Organized
    Highbrow
    Nice, well-to-do
  5. What are your goals in life?

    To work a lot, put out fires, feel useful
    Live to work, work to work. Make things.
    They change too often to say
    To be famous
    To be head of NBC
    To practice law
    To use/show off your intelligence
    To perform or write for the performing arts
  6. How is your relationship with your parents?

    Fraught with anxiety, guilt, and love
    What parents?
    You & your mom have ups & downs
    Offensive of outsiders, defensive of your kin
    You love your mom...too much
    Fine, however displeased the are with your current profession
    Perfectly fine - supportive
    You think it's better than it actually is
  7. How do you cope with stress?

    Hide and read about the jungle and its noble inhabitants
    Eat
    Cry
    Lock yourself in your room
    Lie to yourself
    Get someone to cradle you and sing to you
    Quote poets and act better than everyone else
    Tu parles français
  8. In what way do you use your intelligence?

    To insult
    Earn money
    Dole out trivia and historical references
    Acting
    Kindness
    Laziness
    Architecture or medical nanotechnology
    Work for your political beliefs and raise its level of discourse
  9. How confident are you?

    You're all right; you know you're smart
    You're an 11 out of 10
    When you sleep, nothing happens in the world
    You project confidence, but it's easily shattered
    Don't worry about it
    Who cares?
    High enough to constantly remind people of it
    Not very - and seek approval of it - but rarely get it
  10. What is a typical night off for you?

    Secretly watching reality TV competitions
    Ironically watching Canadian porn
    Sleazy
    Pining for a person you'll never have
    Kinky
    Watching TV/TV Static
    Spending time with your mom
    Designing a font with Dave Eggers

Which 30 Rock Character Are You?

You got: Liz Lemon

You're quirky and smart - you placed out of freshman German! You get things done you're own style, and will do anything to achieve those things. You're a good friend. Even if you kissed a girl at summer camp who later drowned. And it's pretty awesome that you're a hologram and can read thoughts.

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You got: Jack Donaghy

You are a silver-panther. You work hard, and are very ambitious. The song "You're So Vain" was in fact written...by you. You're pretty awesome - especially since your hair just grows that way.

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You got: Tracy Jordan

You're straight-up mentally ill. You come across as an idiot, but you put people in their place with your plethora of knowledge - particularly pertaining to historical facts and events. Nothing happens in the world when you sleep, and you're a Jedi!

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You got: Jenna Maroney

You're very talented – sometimes you even sing TOO beautifully. You're whole life is thunder, even if the only awards you receive are spray-painted cookies. You can be very intelligent and great at problem solving when it's for your own gain. You're also probably a psychopath and enjoy some really weird sex stuff, like gardens filled with men with minotaur heads. You're beautiful, but don't know it - although just on the outside - inside you're filled with cardboard.

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You got: Kenneth Parcell

You believe the best of people, and hold them up to as high a standard. You've been alive forever, and your first words were, "I'm not a person, my body's just a flesh vessel for an immortal being whose name, if you heard it, would make you lose your mind." You love everybody (and televeision), and have very high ambition but aren't so great at your attempts to achieve them. Good thing you won the heart of Jack Donaghy.

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You got: Frank Rossitano

You love your mom too much, but found true love elsewhere. You're a straight shooter - especially when it comes to peeing in jars and puking "fake" vomit onto your desk. You're the Salieri to Tracy's Mozart. You have a lot of irons in the fire, and are constantly checking out more cleaning lady talent. You never wash, and eat food out of the garbage. You're going to reverse global warming.

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You got: James "Twofer" Spurlock

You're cool, no matter what Liz says. Being a Harvard [person] you've only ever said the words "I quit" once. You don't like rap or dating "urban" [people]. You are smart and superb at masturbation. You're the only black [person] in New York that sucks, but don't worry, that's only partially true. You know you're better than everybody, and you point this out at any opportunity you get, because you went to Harvard - no, not Tufts.

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You got: Dot Com

You're very well-read, with a concentration in African American history. You often don't get the respect you deserve for asserting your intelligence, and don't take the criticism very well. You're a staunch liberal, and have a need to be the smartest person in the room. You often feel angry, just like Warrn Moon in 1995, you're scared of scorpions, and regretably gave Grizz Monk DVDs. Good for you!

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