Cleveland, OhioPhoenix, ArizonaSeattle, WashingtonScotsdale, Arizona
Frankie's father didn't abandon him. He's in hiding in phoenix. Every Rossitano man is either in hiding or six feet under.
Anaconda in a crawl spaceWhy was JAG not on that weekSinkhole filled with Indian bones has appearedVietnam Vet feeling ansty around palm trees
Thank you for calling Florida emergency services. If this is regarding an anaconda in a crawl space, press 1. If a sinkhole full of Indian bones has appeared in your living room, press 2. If you want to know why JAG wasn't on this week, press 3.
Women's clothing storeBeauty SalonWeight WatchersIKEA
Jenna gave this idea, "You know, a great place to meet vulnerable women is weight watchers. I did "watchers" to stay pageant-fit, but it was too much math for a six-year-old. Thank God I found cigarettes."
Camp of SubmissionCamp of ApprovalCamp of RefusalCamp of Permission
Camp of Approval
"'Camp of Approval'? What does that even mean?"
"And Phil Donahue's walkin' past Cinnabon, and he's makin' eye-contact with me. You can tell by his smile that he'll stay for awhile and say, 'Pete, you're who I wanna be.'"
Gary, IndianaMilwaukee, WisconsinDayton, OhioSringfield, Illinois
Oh, check this out: my key to the city of Gary, Indiana.
"You bought a pager from Dennis. Will you take it off now, please?" "Oh, I can't. I'm expecting a call from 1983."
Gunther Gebel-williamsTug McGrawGrizzly AdamsLarry Flint
She just went in my room and took all my posters Grizzly Adams, Larry Wilcox, Han Solo, Tug McGraw, Mike Schmidt, Kermit, Gunther Gebel-Williams...She took all the people away, Jack. Sex makes the people go away!
It's All Happenin'Makin' Family WorkHappenin' Times AheadMakin' it Happen
Makin' it Happen
"Honey, I'm home!" "Oh, great." * We made it *
Blow a kissWaveSmileRaise the roof
Wave to a friend. Wave like a human being! You remember waving?
Super Hard/Random '30 Rock' Quiz
C.C - "Can I ask your advice, woman to woman? Liz- "Are you sure? Cause I took one of those "Which Gossip Girl are you?" Quizzes, and it said I was the Dad's Guitar." *In other words, you get to watch the series again!*
Kenneth: My lips are sealed: key in pocket. Jack: You are pissing off the wrong guy, Parcell. Liz: You turd-faced goon, I will cut you open like a tauntaun! Jack & Liz: You tell me where he is, you mouth-breathing Appalachian! Looks like you kept the key in you pocket most of the time, you should go save Tracy! And then watch more 30 Rock!
On one hand, you're straight mentally ill, but at least you have a pre-taped obituary! "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack." Go forth and watch more 30 Rock!
"Say no more, shark eyes." You did quite well - like a white geisha.
You are an 11 out of 10. You were once voted "Most". You personally coined the term, "You wish pal!" Not only can you meditate perfectly, but you completed this quiz perfectly. You deserve a glass of scotch.