1. If you see an open bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, you must eat it.
2. Judgment doesn't even faze you.
3. In fact, you've already toned it down for the public.
4. You never use a bowl.
5. Parties are just another excuse to buy Doritos and eat them.
6. The chip aisle is PURE. TORTURE.
7. When you're not hungry, you'll still find a way to work ’em into your daily routine.
8. Even ~in da bedroom~.
Hope you like Doritos breath.
9. No Dorito is safe around you. Ever.
10. And when you finally get your hands on a bag, you have a moment of silence for the first Dorito you pull out from a bag.
11. Because you know each zesty orange triangle of perfection is a culinary work of art.
12. Nothing beats that FIRST CRUNCH.
13. And that rush of cheese is unparalleled.
14. TBH, you could live inside that bag.
15. But when someone tries to offer you Cool Ranch, it's an all-out war.
Like, what is "ranch" even?
16. You'll buy literally anything made out of Doritos... like taco shells.
17. Pizza crust.
18. Mountain Dew.
19. And mouthwash.
20. You even tried those loaded ones.
21. And while it may be tempting to savor every last bit of your Doritos...
22. Just remember: you've still got THE FINGERS.
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