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22 Signs You're Most Definitely Addicted To Doritos

*snorts line of cheese dust* LET'S DO THIS.

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1. If you see an open bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos, you must eat it.

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So what if you just woke up?

2. Judgment doesn't even faze you.

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Plebeians just don't ~understand~.

3. In fact, you've already toned it down for the public.

4. You never use a bowl.

Need dat full body Dorito dust.
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Need dat full body Dorito dust.

5. Parties are just another excuse to buy Doritos and eat them.

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Don't mind meeee.

6. The chip aisle is PURE. TORTURE.

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Oh noooo, and there's a sale???? Bye forevs.

7. When you're not hungry, you'll still find a way to work ’em into your daily routine.

This is what tubs are for, right?
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This is what tubs are for, right?

8. Even ~in da bedroom~.

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*chomp* *wink* *chomp*

Hope you like Doritos breath.

9. No Dorito is safe around you. Ever.

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ALWAYS DOWN FOR A CHIP CHASE.

10. And when you finally get your hands on a bag, you have a moment of silence for the first Dorito you pull out from a bag.

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Us mere commoners must show RESPECT for snack royalty.

11. Because you know each zesty orange triangle of perfection is a culinary work of art.

You could frame every one, TBH.
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You could frame every one, TBH.

12. Nothing beats that FIRST CRUNCH.

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Like, our mouths are just so lucky.

13. And that rush of cheese is unparalleled.

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It hits you in ways you never knew were possible.

14. TBH, you could live inside that bag.

Surround me in walls of cheese, plz.
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Surround me in walls of cheese, plz.

15. But when someone tries to offer you Cool Ranch, it's an all-out war.

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Just... don't.

Like, what is "ranch" even?

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*side eye*

16. You'll buy literally anything made out of Doritos... like taco shells.

Brilliant.
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Brilliant.

17. Pizza crust.

Yeah, it's real–real good.
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Yeah, it's real–real good.

18. Mountain Dew.

It's called DEWitos. :')
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It's called DEWitos. :')

19. And mouthwash.

FRESH.

20. You even tried those loaded ones.

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Can't tell ya what's in it, but you ate it.

21. And while it may be tempting to savor every last bit of your Doritos...

22. Just remember: you've still got THE FINGERS.

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*evil cackle* *thunder clap*

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