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    You'll Hate This, But I Recast The Kardashians As MCU Characters

    Marvel and Kardashian fans assemble!

    Since 2007, I've done nothing but consume content from my two favorite worlds — the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Each world is jam-packed with love-to-hate super-humans, unbelievable retcons, and the best outfits in any multiverse.

    So, I decided that I must unite reality TV's mightiest heroes, the Kardashians, and decide who they would be in the Marvel Cinematic Universe once and for all.

    Marvel superheroes are from a different reality. The Kardashians are in the news every day for being detached from reality. They live in worlds so unbelievable that ordinary people like us can't wrap our heads around it. I genuinely believe they're the same people. I'm ready to die on this hill as a champion of truth and justice. I know I'm right and prepared to battle if you disagree.

    Let's play "if the Kardashians were characters from the Marvel Cinematic Universe."

    There might be a spoiler in here, depending on which rock you're living under.

    "You're doing amazing, sweetie." —Kris

    Kris Jenner as Nick Fury

    "We all have to start somewhere, and doing something is better than nothing at all. Start small so you don't get discouraged and give up. Remember it is all about consistency." —Khloé

    Khloé Kardashian as Thor

    "The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is." —Maria Hill

    Corey Gamble as Maria Hill

    "They really should put the warnings before this spell." —Dr. Strange

    Kylie Jenner as Doctor Strange

    "I just wanted a sister." —Nebula

    Rob Kardashian as Nebula

    "No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had 10 years ago, that would be someone I wouldn't want to fight." —Abomination

    Tristan Thompson as Abomination

    "Whose kitty litter did I just shit in?" —Deadpool

    Brody Jenner as Deadpool

    “Thank God I have no friends." —Kourtney

    Kourtney Kardashian as Scarlet Witch

    "Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that." Vision

    Travis Barker as Vision

    “Hurts, doesn’t it. Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.” —Loki

    Scott Disick as Loki

    "You and I remember Budapest very differently." —Hawkeye

    Kendall Jenner as Hawkeye

    Kris Jenner's grandbabies are the next Avengers!

    The new Avengers

    "No one dies on my watch." —Happy Hogan

    Jonathan Cheban as Happy Hogan

    "I'm exercising my blood right to challenge for the mantles of the King. And Black Panther." —Killmonger

    Kanye West as Killmonger

    "I didn’t think I was going to have to save the world this summer. I know that makes me sound like a jerk, I just, I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and now it’s all ruined." —Peter Parker

    Pete Davidson as Spider-Man

    “Get your f*cking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” —Kim

    Kim Kardashian as Iron Man

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Kardashian-Jenners are a multiverse about which we know very little. Thanks to me, you know have what you need to save the world. But, before we go...

    Captain America holding Thor's Hammer