Content warning: graphic images and descriptions of cinematic violence.
Imagine being a creepy lil' freak who loves the gory Saw franchise so much that you ranked your favorite deadly traps and want people to relive the horrors with you.
There's something about Jigsaw's bone-breaking, gut-wrenching, nearly impossible contraptions that's so fascinating yet extremely terrifying.
So, here is my ranking of the 18 most horrific saw contraptions.
MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!
In Saw IV, two men with their eyes and mouth sewn shut were forced to work together in order to free themselves in the "mausoleum" trap.
In Saw III, a lax judge was chained down to the bottom of a huge tank slowly filled with hot dog sludge in the "pig vat" trap.
In Saw VI, when the shady insurance dude thought he was out of the game, he realized nobody had his back in the "acid room" trap.
In Saw 3D, a cheating girlfriend and her two suitors had to cut the trio down to two in the "public execution" trap.
In Jigsaw, two unconvicted criminals were almost suffocated in the "grain silo" trap filled with sharp objects.
In a Saw IV flashback, the drug addict who started it all became Jigsaw's first victim in the cutting-edge craftsmanship of the "knife chair."
In Jigsaw, a crooked motorcycle salesman was mixed up in the deadliest contraption known as the "cycle" trap.
In Saw VI, Jigsaw chained up a crooked insurance broker and his innocent chain-smoking janitor in the "breathing room" trap.
In Saw VI, two predatory lenders are forced to cut their losses and their limbs off in the "pound of flesh" trap.
In Saw II, a meathead drug dealer had to find a key in a hole filled with used syringes but threw someone else in the "needle pit" trap instead.
In Saw VI, the shady insurance broker had to decide which two of his six employees to permanently fire in the "shotgun carousel."
In Saw III, a drug-addicted jailbird had his entire body pierced and chained up in the "classroom" trap.
In Saw V, a convicted murderer realized that only sacrificing his hands wouldn't cut it in the "pendulum" contraption.
In Saw III, the smartest detective in the police force was captured and hooked into the unbeatable "angel of death" trap.
In Saw 3D, the publicist of a "Jigsaw surviving imposter" got impaled because they couldn't keep their mouth shut in the "speak no evil" contraption.
In Saw II, a sneaky police informant got in over his head with the "death mask" trap.
And finally, the original Saw had the most elaborate yet cost-effective scenario, the bathroom trap, which set the tone for the following eight films.
"Congratulations, You Are Still Alive. Most People Are So Ungrateful To Be Alive... But Not You, Not Anymore."
Which traps do you think were the most horrific in the Saw franchise?