"Lipstick Lover" Is Janelle Monáe's Newest NSFW Music Video, And People Can't Stop Gushing The Over Celebration Of Sexiness

    The dawn of a new age is upon us, and it's unapologetically queer.

    Janelle Monáe has blessed us with artistic beauty once again.

    Janelle at the Met Gala wearing a sheer pannier dress and a bikini underneath. They are also wearing platform shoes

    The singer-rapper-actor announced a new album, The Age of Pleasure, their first album since 2018's Dirty Computer — and I have gay goosebumps all over my body.

    A person kissing Janelle's neck

    And the best news is Janelle's provided us with a delectable taste of what this new album's all about with their new NSFW music video, "Lipstick Lover."

    Two people in bikinis. The person's on the left has a bikini bottom that says "lipstick" and the person on the right has a bikini bottom that says "lover"

    In an interview with Apple Music One's Zane Lowe, Janelle explained the meaning behind the sexually-charged song as the pleasure of giving or receiving a "lipstick kiss."

    A closeup of Zane Lowe holding a guitar while conducting an interview

    “That song, ‘Lipstick Lover,’ I’m like, ‘Why didn’t I write this song years ago?’ Because if you know me… Today, I don’t have on any red lipstick, but I’m always in red lipstick," they said. "And there have been so many instances where I’ve made out with somebody at a party, and it’s dark.”

    Closeup of Janelle Monáe

    “Nobody notices it. But when the lights come on, whoever I’ve made out with, lipstick all over their face. And then I’ve also been on the receiving end of a human…who’s so attractive. … Or I’ll get home, and I’m like, ‘Oh my God. I have lipstick all over my face.’ And I’ve also been the ‘Lipstick Lover’ where…you know exactly who I kissed.”

    Closeup of Janelle Monáe

    The "Lipstick Lover" music video is a delicious cornucopia of melanated body-positive, sexual-sapphic-sensation, and I loved every second of it.

    Screenshot from the "Lipstick Lover" video

    It's fruity.

    Someone licking two cherries

    It's smoking.

    Someone holding a cigar in Janelle's mouth

    There's a little pleasure.

    Janelle wearing a wet shirt that says Pleasure

    There's a bit of play.

    Several sex toys and a banana on a bed

    And now, let's see what the people have to say:

    Janelle Monae’s newfound dedication to public nudity is a marvel to behold. May she continue to be blessed with good lighting and premium moisturizer.

    — Uju Anya (@UjuAnya) May 11, 2023
    Florence Pugh tweeted "I saw this live, up close and personal. Love it. Both ways. Kisses x.

    Janelle Monae has taken it all from me today, and I don’t even want it back.

    — Van Lathan Jr (@VanLathan) May 11, 2023

    Between Victoria Monet and Janelle Monae…why are all the Monays eating rn!!! 😭

    — ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ (@BreeeCass) May 11, 2023
    Amber Riley said "I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend"

    Felicity Ward said on IG "this music video just made every woman gay. sorry i don't make the rules"

    If you’re thinking Janelle Monae just “discovered” her sexuality then you’ve obviously haven’t been listening to her music because it’s been in the lyrics the whole time.

    — Rahjer Redfield 🦅🔜 DreamCon (@geauxhomeRAHJer) May 12, 2023

    Aside from Janelle Monáe blessing us with their marvelous BAWDY……THE FLAREON ONESIE OMFGOSH 😭

    COME ON WITH THE EEVEELUTION 🔥 pic.twitter.com/ODid1TtqJA

    — 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝑬𝒍𝒇 🦋 (@MadamZeti) May 11, 2023
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    Screenshot of an Instagram comment

    Janelle Monae felt like breaking the internet today and said
    pic.twitter.com/5nupZx1i6V

    — I have so many questions? (@english_shamar) May 10, 2023
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    I love the music/persona of Janelle Monae the human as much as I love Janelle Monae the android & I love seeing them feel free enough to explore another path in the music/visuals. & they could hop right back into suit &robot mode if they wanted & kill it all the same.

    — Danez (@Danez_Smif) May 11, 2023

    Just finished watching the Janelle monae video...... pic.twitter.com/CVSy54OnbR

    — Trevor Joyner (@lolTrev) May 11, 2023

    And a final parting message from the sapphic siren themself:

    Titties out for the next 15 years. 😝

    — Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) May 11, 2023

    Watch the video and tell me what you think in the comments!