26 More Animals Who Are Total Divas

A previous post shed light on the hardships a diva faces, but the problem is much more pervasive than believed.

1. Oh thank you so much for these flowers that I am deathly allergic to

2. I can tolerate only very specific types of people

Those who worship me.

3. Sometimes I can’t even look at these walking fashion disasters

4. I told you I didn’t want to walk.

5. Make sure you get ALL the stray hair

6. When will I find a masseuse that is worth a damn?

7. Please. No touching. Seriously. Ew.

8. Hug? No… I don’t do that.

Stay away!

9. Ugh these public restrooms again

RUN

10. These cheap party decorations are hideous

11. Enough with the pictures

I said Enough!

12. How many times do I have to show you?

This is how you pet me!

13. Others are still around? I’m going back inside.

I hate others.

I will hide forever if I have to.

14. Maybe if I ignore this *thing*, it will go away

No. It just follows me everywhere.

GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!

15. Just because you’re small and cute doesn’t mean I like you

In fact, I think I hate you.

16. This is the WRONG TP

It feels like sandpaper.

17. Yay… dancing in the club surrounded by sweat and grime

Not having fun. At all.

18. This cheap acrylic set is so annoying

Take it off right now!

19. I hate your shoes

I HATE THEM

20. Stay out of my belongings!

Just because we’re roommates doesn’t mean I share

21. What is this?! 600 thread count?

Am I a peasant?

22. You were in my way

It’s your fault

23. You want me to meet your friends?

Nope

24. I can’t stand associating with common people

Let me OUT of here!

26. Is the maid doing my laundry right?

I’m gong to spy on her to make sure.

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