The Tumblr Message With A Bottle archives the thoughts and reflections of stay-at-home dad Chris Illuminati, with occasional appearances from his wife aka the “permanent roommate.”
It was a simpler time. A better time. And it had really rad Saturday morning cartoons. We get it: you grew up. Well, so did we. Reconnect with the new Internet Explorer. It might just surprise you.
Praise the lord, barbecue season is finally here.
Or — 23 reasons to get a dog.
Omar Borkan Al Gala was kicked out of Saudi Arabia because the government was afraid women wouldn’t be able to control themselves around him.
A look back at “The Happiest Place On Earth” former “Cinco de Mayo Fiesta.”
It’s a purrfect day for a fiesta! Am I right?!
A girls’ night isn’t just wine and venting, it’s a religious experience.
Welcome to Perfectville! Population: no one.
German DJ YUM YUM has created a mashup for your GNO pre-game.
The numbers may surprise you.
You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.
You can go ahead and keep your bourgeois “life hacks.”
Find out if you’re truly an expert on the King of Condiments.
You’re an adult now. Show off your maturity and life skills by making grown-up versions of these grade school staples.
Don’t you forget about him.
Take a wacky virtual tour through a Mexico City supermarket, thanks to Swallow magazine.
Alexander Skarsgard has crazy chemistry with his six year old What Maisie Knew costar Onata Aprile. This has resulted in the following adorableness. Girls, remember to breath.
Do you know what you’re getting into?