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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Should Be Your Prison Wife Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Should Be Your Prison Wife Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

You got: Piper Chapman

You need a little crazy in your life. Piper is the perfect amount.

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You got: Galina "Red" Reznikov

You need a fierce gal to help you get around prison, and Red's the perfect one for you.

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You got: Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson

Everybody needs a little something tasty. Here's your share.

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You got: Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren

Suzanne will throw her pie for you. What more could you want in a wife?

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You got: Dayanara Diaz

Daya's the type of prison wife you could see buying sheets with. Enjoy.

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You got: Poussey Washington

Poussey's not just your prison wife; she's your best friend too. You got lucky.

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You got: Big Boo

Big Boo will always keep you smiling. After all, ain't no party like a Big Boo party.

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You got: Lorna Morello

Morello might be a little crazy sometimes, but she's got a big heart. At least you'll never have to worry about her leaving you.

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You got: Norma Romano

Norma's the most loyal of the bunch! She'll always have your back and keep your secrets.

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You got: Stella Carlin

With Stella as your prison wife, you'll always feel like the most beautiful girl in the world. I mean, how can you resist that Aussie accent?

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You got: Alex Vause

Lucky you! Alex chose you as her prison wife! You're Litchfield's power couple.

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You got: Nicky Nichols

Nicky is tough and loving, and she knows what you like. Have fun, you two.

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