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Only The Biggest "The Golden Girls" Fans Can Identify 9/13 Of These Iconic Quotes

Do You Know Who Said These "The Golden Girls" Quotes

Do You Know Who Said These "The Golden Girls" Quotes?

"I could get herpes listening to this story!"

The quote, "Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story," was said by Dorothy in Season 2, Episode 11. The episode was entitled: "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas".

Dorothy!

"When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard."

The quote, “When I was a child, I used to get overexcited and pet the cat too hard," was said by Rose in Season 1, Episode 18. The episode was entitled: "The Operation".

Rose!

The quote, “Beat it, you 50-year-old mattress!" was said by Sophia in Season 4, Episode 1. The episode was entitled: "Yes, We Have No Havanas".

Sophia!

"You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much!"


The quote, “You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much," was said by Dorothy in Season 7, Episode 26. The episode was entitled: "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest".

"My mistake; I thought since you looked like Yoda, you were also wise."

The quote, “My mistake; I thought since you looked like Yoda, you were also wise," was said by Blanche in Season 6, Episode 4. The episode was entitled: "Snap Out of It".

Blanche!

"I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box."

The quote, “I feel like crawling under the covers and eating Velveeta right out of the box," was said by Rose in Season 3, Episode 4. The episode was entitled: "The Housekeeper".

"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!"

The quote, “Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" was said by Dorothy in Season 7, Episode 3. The episode was entitled: "Beauty and the Beast".

The quote, “Thank you, you bed hopping relic," was said by Sophia in Season 7, Episode 18. The episode was entitled: "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan".

"It's like life is a giant weenie roast, and I'm the biggest weenie!"

The quote, “It's like life is a giant weenie roast, and I'm the biggest weenie!" was said by Rose in Season 5, Episode 14. The episode was entitled: "Great Expectations".

"Why don't I just wear a sign that says, 'too ugly to live'?"

The quote, “Why don't I just wear a sign that says, 'Too ugly to live'?" was said by Dorothy in Season 3, Episode 20. The episode was entitled: "And Ma Makes Three".

The quote, “When I say, 'Jump', you say, "On who?'" was said by Blanche in Season 6, Episode 10. The episode was entitled: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die".

"Blanche wake up. My wife will be home any minute."

The quote, “Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute." was said by Dorothy in Season 1, Episode 7. The episode was entitled: "The Competition."

"What happens when there's only one of us left?"


The quote, “What happens when there's only one of us left?" was said by Rose in Season 4, Episode 22. The episode was entitled: "Sophia's Choice."

You didn't get a perfect score on this one. As Sophia once said, "Your heart's in the right place, but I don't know where the hell your brain is." This is a sign telling you that you need more of _The Golden Girls_ in your life! Get on it, friend!

That's okay!

Nice work, you got most of these answers correct! There's still room for improvement so don't go bragging (like Blanche) just yet. We can tell your love for _The Golden Girls_ is real and strong!

Ayye!

You are a Golden Girls expert! You really channeled your inner Dorothy for this one. Nobody knows _The Golden Girls_ like you do, so go blow your own verturgen-furgen!

Only The Biggest "The Golden Girls" Fans Can Identify 9/13 Of These Iconic Quotes

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