Hi, I'm Shannon. I'm a recovering slacker and wanna-be 4.0-snob. I also write poetry that I have to re-interpret after writing it, and I enjoy writing humorous and experimental fiction. I think Earl Gray is dandy, among other things, such ...
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  • Stupid Nail Polish Names

    Look, I know that the economy is rough right now. It can be hard for companies selling non-essentials like nail polish to make ends meet. But can I make a suggestion? If you must downsize your entire nail polish naming and marketing staff and replace it with one work of literature, make it a dictionary. DO NOT, under any circumstances, use the poetry journal of an eighth-grader whose nom de plume is Mistress Raventwilight Sorrowgoth.

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