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Fifteen Things Every Server Has Dealt With. Servers Be Like...

Some these happen more than you would like, the struggle is too real.

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1. Opened 20 minutes ago and still no guests have come in -

Manager: if you have time to lean you have time to clean Me: send me home, how bout dah

2. So much to do, so little time and so many needy guest -

Manager during the rush: how are you? Me: I'm great, thanks Also me:

3. Restaurant on a 20-minute wait you need a breather and your table just got up -

*when u purposely don't bus your tables so you don't get sat* You can't get sat if you don't have clean tables…

4. First table on your shift and it’s 10 minutes till shift change -

Waiting for my table to leave like...

5. Tables cleaned, side work finished and drinking destination already picked -

When you close in 5 minutes and see a table of 10 walking in..

6. Sexiest words spoken to a sever of a large party -

7. Table placed order 20 minutes ago and you are just sending it in -

8. Table sends you away multiple times because they aren’t ready -

I manage my time when it comes to taking orders, if you take forever, you're going to the bottom of the list

9. Can remember a large party’s order with all major alterations no problem, but the one table who notices that you’re doing it by memory -

It happens to all of us! @KevinHart4real

10. To many your server brain can’t comprehend certain eating restrictions -

11. A perk of being a server there is always another restaurant hiring -

When your table is being rude AF and they have no idea that you have two jobs and can afford to lose one

12. Gas tank on empty and phone only works when connected to Wi-Fi -

When the manager starts sending people home but you need to stay because you're broke

13. One of the reasons your broke server friend never has any cash -

Tag that one server that always does this

14. When all your friends are in the service industry-

When you finally get a Saturday night off

15. Party of 2 with a side of 3 different dressings, extra ice, ketchup, bowl of sliced lemons, hot sushi towels to wash hands at table, directions to trendiest bar, list of great dessert places in the area -

When you've worked your ass off for your table and they tip you $1

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