The 9 Biggest Winners On The Internet

Now that Tosh is back, maybe these champions will finally get the exposure they deserve. Catch all new episodes of Tosh.0, Tuesdays at 10E/7P only on Much.

1. Chad Mcghee, Everyone. Everyone, Chad Mcghee.

Chad Mcghee / Via

The pride of Knox City, Texas crushes cans… and hearts.

2. D4NNY says goodbye to all the H8ERS, goodbye to all his fans…

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye


…and goodbye to the myth that with enough autotuning, anyone can sound on-key.

3. One of these toy guns is not like the other…

Hendrick Ball / Via

I’d point out which one it is, but I wouldn’t want to be a dildo about it.

4. What’s better than girls falling off skateboards?

How about girls falling off skateboards in an infinite loop?

5. Oh wonderful. Passive-aggression now comes in pop-song mode.

First of all, you probably didn’t get the mass text because you’re 25 and still hanging around a high school.

Fun fact: Tay Allyn is what we call a double-threat. She can act, too! She played someone who didn’t know she was pregnant in I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant. Tay, what can’t you do (besides receive mass texts)?

6. Paging Tosh.0… and Child Services.

7. An Aussie gentleman maintains his dignity, and penis, during an arrest.

thaamadvillain290 / Via

Update: Man escaped. Penis still in custody.

8. Gravity: 1, Sexy Cliché: 0

FunToFail / Via

9. And of course the biggest winners of all, our neighbors to the south.

Lucas Cherry / Via

It’s tempting to think of a panicked bald eagle soaring through a loud megachurch as a perfect metaphor for the United States, but on the other hand… actually no, go ahead and think of it as a metaphor.

Check out more articles on!

  Your Reaction?

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.