1. Chad Mcghee, Everyone. Everyone, Chad Mcghee.
2. D4NNY says goodbye to all the H8ERS, goodbye to all his fans...
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
3. One of these toy guns is not like the other...
5. Oh wonderful. Passive-aggression now comes in pop-song mode.
7. An Aussie gentleman maintains his dignity, and penis, during an arrest.
Update: Man escaped. Penis still in custody.