12 Movie Plots Explained By People Who've Never Seen Them
We asked BuzzFeeders who haven't seen movies nominated for this year's MTV Movie Awards what they think they're about. Can you guess the films based on their...uh..."descriptions"?
Jen: "All I know is that there's a talking tree, and Hollywood's last talking tree (Grandmother Willow, duh) won our hearts. 10/10!"
Joe: "The tale of two teens who fall in love, but probably don't wind up together because they are teens, and I have a vague recollection of people crying about this movie."
Dan: "There's a baby that is not a real baby; it is a plastic baby which, when held by the deadliest sniper in American history...looks ridiculous."
Hannah: "I'm guessing it's basically a horror movie where Kate Upton brutally murders your self-esteem by prancing around looking like her perfect self."
Jen: "I'd say the overarching theme is boobs, with undertones of boobs throughout?"
Annabelle: "It's about a nerdy guy who decides he wants to become a drummer to ~impress a girl~, and he sucks at first...but he doesn't let that stop him from performing at Nationals, obvi."
Omri: "Three hours of watching puberty wreak its havoc, slowly but surely."
Emily: "I don't think anything really big happens besides that. People just grow up."
Chris: "My understanding is that she was just, like, pretty good at psychology, but now that she finally has actual powers, she can reorganize the internet and stuff, so she fights back against trolls and Facebook baby announcements."
Ayla: "Sounds like a stop-motion animated comedy following a prize lab mouse who is known for his incredible skill at running through mazes set by the evil scientists who have enslaved him."
Sam: "Bridget Jones goes traveling and learns some stuff. Gonna take a wild stab in the ol' dark and say she goes out searching for something, and it turns out to be inside her all along."
Tara: "A teenage boy lives in a treehouse next to a cougar. He falls in love with her, so he does what all boys do: stalk the woman they love, then try to murder them. The alternative title to this film is Enough 2."
Nicky: "The one where Jennifer Lopez puts on glasses?"
Ryan: “Snowman in Frozen is sad because he’s marrying girl from Big Bang Theory.”
Omri: "Batman wants to be taken seriously as an actor so he gets all these serious actors to act with him."