Paid PostPosted on Oct 23, 201314 Rules Of Guy Code That Can Never Be BrokenDon't break code, brah. And don't say "brah" a lot.by MTV2Brand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. GREET APPROPRIATELY Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via nialllmaliks.tumblr.com I. No hug comes without a bro handshake first.II. No hug comes without a pat on the back after.III. No high fives are given to overeager bros. 2. CHOOSE THE RIGHT URINAL Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MTV2 / Via mtv2guycode.tumblr.com I. No urinal encroachment.II. No short urinals, unless you're a child or a man-child.III. No loud dick shaking. 3. DON'T LET YOUR GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE Stewart Yu / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: stewartyu I. No dance classes.II. No reading the same book together as a couples bonding activity.III. No sharing her clothes even if they're "unisex" and you like the "silky feel." 4. DON'T LET YOUR FRIEND'S GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE View this photo on Instagram Via instagram.com I. No dating your friend's girl before, during, or after their relationship.II. No telling your friend's girl about your friend's other girl.III. No asking your friend's girl if she has any "biddies" to set you up with. 5. PRANK RESPECTFULLY View this vine on Vine @SeanSauce / Via vine.co I. No broken bones. II. No hijacking their phones.III. No resulting loans. 6. MANAGE YOUR PORN Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Drew Malino / Via xbeautifuldarkness.tumblr.com I. No using your roommate's laptop.II. No writing "reviews" on the message board.III. No waiting up late for live shows to start. 7. EAT LIKE A MAN Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ESPN / Via everytimeicomeinthekitchen.tumblr.com I. No cutting your pizza with a fork and knife.II. No thinking you're cute if you get foam on your nose from a cappuccino.III. No asking the waiter to cut your hamburger bun in half. 8. DRINK LIKE A MAN Vox Efx / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: vox_efx I. No asking for a "brewski."II. No colored straws, mini umbrellas, or drinks named after movie characters.III. No shouting "shots for everyone!" without buying shots for everyone. 9. DON'T BE WEIRD AT THE GYM C Lender / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: clender I. No running with "toe shoes."II. No looking at your abs in the gym mirror.III. No group stretching except for extremely tight circumstances. 10. BE A GOOD GROOMSMAN Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via gifbay.com I. No skipping out on the bachelor party because you have a work thing.II. No making a long speech about how lonely you are.III. No catching the garter. 11. KNOW HOW TO TAKE ALL-BRO PICS Darren Day / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: blaine I. No demanding that everyone look serious and tough.II. No touching if no one else is touching.III. No forgetting your beach shirt. 12. REGULATE FLATULENCE Craig Murphy / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: craigmurphy I. No denying it.II. No forcing it.III. No talking about it like it's art. 13. NO DICK SELFIES Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo / Via bravotv.tumblr.com I. No dick selfies for your girlfriend.II. No dick selfies for yourself.III. No dick selfies for your political future. 14. MAINTAIN YOUR BROMANCE Lisa / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: lunamoth116 I. No driving separately to the game.II. No being too busy for Mario Kart.III. No reservations about personal space. THE AFOREMENTIONED ARE OFFICIAL TERMS OF GUY CODE, TO BE UPHELD IN GUY COURT Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MTV2 Check out MTV2's Guy Court on Wednesdays at 10/11c.