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14 Rules Of Guy Code That Can Never Be Broken

Don't break code, brah. And don't say "brah" a lot.

1. GREET APPROPRIATELY

2. CHOOSE THE RIGHT URINAL

3. DON'T LET YOUR GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE

4. DON'T LET YOUR FRIEND'S GIRL RUN YOUR LIFE

5. PRANK RESPECTFULLY

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I. No broken bones.

II. No hijacking their phones.

III. No resulting loans.

6. MANAGE YOUR PORN

7. EAT LIKE A MAN

8. DRINK LIKE A MAN

9. DON'T BE WEIRD AT THE GYM

10. BE A GOOD GROOMSMAN

11. KNOW HOW TO TAKE ALL-BRO PICS

12. REGULATE FLATULENCE

13. NO DICK SELFIES

14. MAINTAIN YOUR BROMANCE

THE AFOREMENTIONED ARE OFFICIAL TERMS OF GUY CODE, TO BE UPHELD IN GUY COURT