1.
He accidentally uses beer as body wash.
2.
He tries to cover it up when he steals food.
3.
He helps out-of-town guests get to know the area.
4.
He finds interesting art pieces to fill that blank wall in the living room.
5.
He can't find his own bedroom.
6.
He makes cute little piles to stay organized.
8.
He builds mazes with cords so that finding a plug is a fun, confusing game.
9.
He invites the entire building over to watch TV.
10.
He likes to share the chair as if it were a couch.
11.
He allows his alarm to go off for hours so everyone else in the apartment knows it's wake-up time.
12.
He lights his farts on fire.
13.
He blows out the bathroom, but leaves a note.
14.
He rocks it in long underwear.
16.
And he shouts his girlfriend's name from the other room over and over and over again.
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