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10 Ways People Quit Their Jobs Like Champions

Way to quit, America. If you're actually looking for a good job, make sure you check out Jobs That Don't Suck on MTV2 Wednesdays at 11:30/10:30c.

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1. By Dancing on the Tables

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What better way to tell your boss you're moving on than by putting on the moves. See what we did there?

2. By Hiring a Marching Band to Help

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It works for college football, so why not use them for telling your boss to shove it?

3. By Writing an Op-Ed for the New York Times

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If you don't want to dress up in costume or paint "I QUIT" on your body, try writing a scathing article in the New York Times. It's effective.

4. By Making a Video Game

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Jarrad Farbs took the super high road and created this game to let his friends know he was pursuing his dream of indie game development. Go Jarrad!

5. By Singing with a Coffee Shop Quartet

If you're looking for a way to quit in style, do what this guy did and hire a barbershop quartet.

6. By Going Bananas

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Quitting isn't easy, so do it like you would rip off a Band-Aid... in a banana suit with a mariachi band.

7. By Writing It on a Cake

The most delicious way to resign.
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The most delicious way to resign.

8. By Making a Video with the Star Wars Scrolling Text and Showing a Little Skin

The video is possibly NSFW, but hilarious nonetheless.
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The video is possibly NSFW, but hilarious nonetheless.

9. By Fighting the Very Thing He Hated

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Daniel Balsam was so fed up with the spam emails he was receiving at work that he quit his job and became one of the top attorneys responsible for suing the spammers themselves. Keep on fighting the good fight, Daniel!

10. By Quitting When It Hurts the Most

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When your boss tells you that "cancer is not an excuse" for missing work, your only course of action is to organize the whole team to quit during the busiest time of year.

Now go forth and find a job that doesn't suck:

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