1. They look good shirtless.
2. They're super strong.
3. They take care of their own.
4. They have a clear pecking order, based on the color of their eyes.
Which would be useful at work, on dates, or when ordering coffee.
5. Packs look like the most badass, close-knit families ever.
And we want in!
6. They have a distinctive roar.
So you'll always be able to find each other in crowded malls and music festivals.
7. They'll protect you from pretty much anything.
8. They're quite handy around the house.
9. They'll commiserate over a damaged manicure.
10. They're loaded with existential angst.
11. They're misunderstood creatures who want to be loved.
12. The sex is better. Like... a lot better.
13. Sometimes they come in twos.
Beautiful, delicious twos...