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Watch people get weird with Miley on greenscreen. Then tune in to real-life Miley wildin' out while hosting the MTV Music Video Awards on August 30 at 9/8c.
It's gravity defying and biology defying, just like our beloved Miley.
Yes, she bleeds sprinkles. Jealous? You SO are.
It speaks for itself tbh.
Hopefully she won't be eating it before the VMAs, because it might affect the twerk.
Are you frightened or aroused?
This is what Candy Land has degenerated into since we last visited.
What'd that tongue do...to your eye?
Because Miley = ~magic~, even when digitally dismembered.
Will Miley make us contemplate the deepest and darkest metaphysical questions of our ultimately inconsequential existences at the VMAs?
Hot Doge and Miley Cat are a match made in Lisa Frank-ish heaven.
It's...a multivitamin.
If you haven't fantasized about riding a giant kitten, you lie.
OK, if she can pull this off at the VMAs, we'll all have to get on our knees and worship -- QUEEEEN.
You must sacrifice many fast foods and kittens to the host of the VMAs. You just have to.
A multilayered metaphor for our millisecond attention spans in this age of advanced technology which facilitates digital sharing (a literal space cadet being pulled out of her head) and how that is, like, toootally suffocating us. DAMN YOU, INTERNETZ.
She's just doing a couple of these vocal warm-ups for the big show: "red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather."
YAS QUEEN YAS QUEEN YAS QUEEN