1. This trippy number that you definitely wish were your clock:
It's gravity defying and biology defying, just like our beloved Miley.
2. This sprinkle-oozing party:
Yes, she bleeds sprinkles. Jealous? You SO are.
3. This:
It speaks for itself tbh.
4. This Miley who might have had a little too much of the magical fruit:
Hopefully she won't be eating it before the VMAs, because it might affect the twerk.
5. This futuristic fright:
Are you frightened or aroused?
6. This journey into a land of sweet, sweet twerks:
This is what Candy Land has degenerated into since we last visited.
7. This eyeball-lickin' good time:
What'd that tongue do...to your eye?
8. This magician's assistant Miley:
Because Miley = ~magic~, even when digitally dismembered.
9. This window to the void:
Will Miley make us contemplate the deepest and darkest metaphysical questions of our ultimately inconsequential existences at the VMAs?
10. This mash-up of all things internetz and some healthy eats:
Hot Doge and Miley Cat are a match made in Lisa Frank-ish heaven.
11. This altered reality...
It's...a multivitamin.
...which continued with this ride through other dimensions:
If you haven't fantasized about riding a giant kitten, you lie.
12. These two ferocious slices:
OK, if she can pull this off at the VMAs, we'll all have to get on our knees and worship -- QUEEEEN.
13. This hungry, hungry Space Miley:
You must sacrifice many fast foods and kittens to the host of the VMAs. You just have to.
14. This surgical miracle:
A multilayered metaphor for our millisecond attention spans in this age of advanced technology which facilitates digital sharing (a literal space cadet being pulled out of her head) and how that is, like, toootally suffocating us. DAMN YOU, INTERNETZ.
15. This multi-Miley tongue-twister:
She's just doing a couple of these vocal warm-ups for the big show: "red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather."
16. And this very geometric worship of Miley in all her forms:
YAS QUEEN YAS QUEEN YAS QUEEN
Make your own greenscreen Miley creation here before watching her host the VMAs on August 30 at 9/8c.
