I ate ants. Yup…Real live ants. Our condo patio in California was full of them and I had watched a documentary on Discovery Channel where a guy had eaten ant soup. The way he described it made it sound SO delicious that I would sit on our back patio, pick the ants off the ground, and just eat them like candy. They honestly didn’t taste like anything so I don’t know why I kept doing it. God, I was a gross kid lol.

#8 makes me bawl every single time ??

As a kid, my little brother was notorious for never putting the seat up when he peed. I’d go to use the bathroom, and there would ALWAYS be pee on the seat. Big sis wanted revenge. I perfectly saran wrapped the toilet bowl on April Fools day. Not very original, but his own stream splashing back at him made sure he always put the seat up ever since that day.

I want someone to look at me like Kanye looks at his ice cream lol. He looks SO proud and fulfilled!

Hahaha I thought the same thing!

I REALLY, REALLY wanted a Barbie Power Wheels until I was about 10. My mom was a single mother struggling to make ends meet constantly and could never afford it. Even though I never got my “dream” present she’d always make sure to either get me a bunch of small gifts or a more expensive big present just to see the joy on my face. I thank my mom for always trying to make Christmas special for me all those years when money was extremely tight. I now do the same for my son, and guess what he’s getting for his third Birthday? A Power Wheels :) I can’t wait to see the look on his face!

Right about where, just not about when :) Off by 7 years.

Thanks for clarifying :) I was wondering the same thing too haha

*hits blunt* because these combos probably taste like heaven when stoned lol…or pregnant ?

I wouldn’t necessarily say it’s a Latin American “thing”, but more so a Hispanic tradition (and no, those two are NOT the same). I’m Mexican, and we’ve done the cake face at all almost every single friend or family birthday I’ve been to. It’s just fun people!

“Too, to, and two” being used incorrectly. As well as “their, there, and they’re.”

SEX on the beach! Not hugs haha

NOT WARIO! That’s Waluigi

Ants…I used to sit on my porch and pick up ants one by one and eat them. Wtf was wrong with me?! Haha

This article is awesome. Thank you! I am Mormon, a single mom, never married and almost 30. I’ve stopped going to church just based on the isolation and judgment I feel there for not having my life follow the “guidelines” of the church. I’m not a bad person, I know I’m not, but I am definitely a black sheep in the Mormon world. If we as a people and religion are meant to “love one another” and not judge others by their lives, why don’t the members of this church practice what they preach? The hipocrisy is just insane.  I live in Utah and I’ve noticed a fascinating trend: when I attend my church meetings, I have friends all over the ward and neighborhood. However, the second I stop going, they stop talking to me and avoid me like the plague. How “Christ Like” is that?

Eugene…DAMN GINA! That boy could make a paper bag look good ;)

I’m not trying to defend the extreme vanity of this family, but these photos do look photoshopped. Just saying!

This past year has been one hell of a year for me. I gave birth to a wonderful baby boy in April 2014. Within a month of him being born, his dad was thrown in jail (2 days after we moved to another state) and I was stuck living alone with a newborn and nowhere near my family.  Long story short, I ended up moving back home and because of the help and kindness of my family and parents, I was able to go to school while they babysat for me. Unfortunately going to school doesn’t pay the bills and even though I was working a part time from home job, I was still struggling financially to buy the necessities for my son. On Christmas morning 2024, there was a knock on my door. When I opened the door, no one was there but there was an envelope on my families door mat with my name on it. I opened it, and inside were gift cards of a substantial amount to Target and Walmart from my Secret Santa. I immediately broke down into tears. Not only was this person a Secret Santa, but they were also my angel that day. I still don’t know who the person or persons are that did that for me, but thanks to them I was able to buy diapers and formula for a few months until I got back on my feet. I thank my lucky stars all the time for them.

I’m a single mom and one night at a local bar I started talking to a pretty cute guy. I told him I was a mom and he says to me “Are you an orphanage? Because I’d like to give you another kid!” Needless to say, I couldn’t stop laughing which is awesome because I love humor. We exchanged phone numbers and went on a few dates after that. Definitely the best pick up line I’ve ever heard!