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You got: Lickitung
You’re all about the foreplay. You know how important it is, and you’ve put in the time to perfect your technique. You see those people who can tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongues and think, “Amateurs.” With this tongue, I shall toss salad and hope it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE
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“You got: Tatianna
You are not afraid to speak your mind. Your friends come to you when they want to hear the truth. In addition, people tend to underestimate you, but that’s a huge flaw of theirs. You are always ready to turn the party and usually succeed at what you put your mind to.” THANK YOU. THINK EWE. THENK YUU. THAAANK YOUUU.
THIS IS BOWLSHIT! I DIID NAAHT HIT HER! I DIID NAAHT! OH HAIII MARK!
Not Another Teen Movie introduced me to Chris Evans and his ASSets as an actor. Also, he doesn’t read as a douchebag which is so nice.
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From the book of SHADE-rinthians Ch. 1, Ver. 1-4: “And the Shepard said unto her lambs
‘Don’t know…don’t know what she sing;
I didn’t know she sang, I thought she rapped
Or whatever.” From 2nd SCALP-olonians, Ch. 7, Ver. 3-5 “And the Shepard said to the lesser,
‘O! Darling, darling, darling
May I express this to her as a singer?’” Of course we all know Mariah 3:16 “Them chickens is ash & I’m lotion.” AND Psalm 20: “I don’t know her.”
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“You got: ***FLAWLESS QUEEN
You’ve got it all – style, talent, intelligence, beauty, and the drive to succeed. Nothing can stand in your way. You woke up like this.” ***FLAWLESS
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Her singing was really good even if at some points her enunciation of “Dangerous Woman” became “Dane-jurous Womehh” or “Dane-jurous Wommis” depending on how she was nearly rushed to “somethin’ bout”. Other than that, she’s a goddamn talent and a half.